British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football.. Not soccer.
Total: 4

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total: 2

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[] You say member instead of remember.
[] You speak spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You think Communism is the way to go.
[x] You like potatoes.  
Total: 6

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[]  You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2


Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.'s
[] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[] You like engineering
[x] You know what Oktoberfest is.
[x] You have blonde hair.
Total: 6

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.  
[x] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
[] There are at least  5-10 outdoor rinks in your town.

Total: 4

Highest Total: I'm the child of Russia and Germany. .___. How odd.